boss is not always right

In a factory: A man standing on the floor, not doing any work and looking aimlessly……
CEO of that factory came and asked his salary…
Man replied “5000 sir”
CEO took out his wallet and gave 15000 and told him…
“I pay people here to work and not to waste time, This is your 3 months salary.

Now get out of here. Never come back”
That guy left………….








Then CEO asked workers “Who was that guy?”
Workers replied “Pizza delivery Boy Sir”..

Moral:Dont overreact in every situation.

A hundred dollars per visit

Shakey went to a psychiatrist. “Doc,” he said, “I’ve got trouble. Every time I get into bed, I think there’s somebody under it. I get under the bed, I think there’s somebody on top of it. Top, under, top, under. “You gotta help me, I’m going crazy!”

“Just put yourself in my hands for two years,” said the shrink. “Come to me three times a week, and I’ll cure your fears.”

“How much do you charge?”

“A hundred dollars per visit.”

“I’ll sleep on it,” said Shakey.

Six months later the doctor met Shakey on the street. “Why didn’t you ever come to see me again?” asked the psychiatrist.

“For a hundred buck’s a visit? A bartender cured me for ten dollars.”

“Is that so! How?”

“He told me to cut the legs off the bed!”

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Top 20 replies by Programmers when their programs don’t work

Top 20 replies by Programmers when their programs don’t work
20. “That’s weird…”
19. “It’s never done that before.”
18. “It worked yesterday.”
17. “How is that possible?”
16. “It must be a hardware problem.”
15. “What did you type in wrong to get it to crash?”
14. “There is something funky in your data.”
13. “I haven’t touched that module in weeks!”
12. “You must have the wrong version.”
11. “It’s just some unlucky coincidence.”
10. “I can’t test everything!”
9. “THIS can’t be the source of THAT.”
8. “It works, but it hasn’t been tested.”
7. “Somebody must have changed my code.”
6. “Did you check for a virus on your system?”
5. “Even though it doesn’t work, how does it feel?
4. “You can’t use that version on your system.”
3. “Why do you want to do it that way?”
2. “Where were you when the program blew up?”
And the Number One reply by programmers when their programs don’t work:
1. “It works on my machine.”

Ship and Water level Riddle

A ship is at dock and the tide rises 3 feet. If the water level is at 4 on the “water marks” on the side of the ship, what is the water level read now?


Are You LAZY ???

are you lazy

I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job……..

……. Because he will find a easy way to do it !!!

Brain Teaser


Did you notice the gal is sitting and the boy is hugging her neck ???

Brain Teaser

Well well…….. Look again…… Its the other way around !!!


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